Category: Humour

There was this burglary…

There was this burglary…

There was this burglary and the main burglar shouted to all the bank employees: “Nobody move, money belongs to the government, life belongs to you”. Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. This is...

Pleasure of flying the Aeroplane

Pleasure of flying the Aeroplane

Always wondering the pleasure of flying the aero plane a airplane cleaner came early morning to clean the plane and saw a book “How to fly an aeroplane for beginners. Part I” on pilot’s...

Casey’s 1st Day

Casey’s 1st Day

Casey had just arrived in New York City and was amazed at the enormity of everything. Having drunk quite abit of water, he sorely needed to relieve himself. To add to that, due to...

The chicken was delicious

The chicken was delicious

Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother. The first said, “I built a big house...

Left Brain, Right Brain Trick

Left Brain, Right Brain Trick

It’s one of the strangest things I have ever encountered… Left brain, right brain trick. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. Now, while doing...

Seeback!

Seeback!

It was early morning at the military base, and the first sergeant was calling out names for the daily work parties listed on a piece of paper: “Ames” “Here!” “Jenson” “Here!” “Jones” “Here!” “Magersky”...

Don’t copy, if you can’t paste!

Don’t copy, if you can’t paste!

A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience. He Said : The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn’t my wife!” The audience was in silence...

The first morning after the “honeymoon”

The first morning after the “honeymoon”

The first morning after the “honeymoon”,   the husband got up early,   went down to the kitchen, and brought his wife her breakfast in bed. Naturally, she was delighted. Then he spoke: “Have you...

NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half...