Casey’s 1st Day

Casey had just arrived in New York City and was amazed at the enormity of everything. Having drunk quite abit of water, he sorely needed to relieve himself. To add to that, due to heavy turbulence on the flight, Casey did not catch even a wink of sleep and was really tired.

The first door he entered happened to be a large health club, and he asked the clerk if he might use the men’s room. The clerk said certainly and told Casey the men’s room was the third door down the corridor on the left.

Now Casey, trying to appear lively and fresh, weaved his way down the hallway remembering some of the directions. When he reached the third door, he turned RIGHT, opened the door and immediately fell into the deep end of the club’s pool. The clerk, realizing Casey’s mistake, ran down the hall and burst through the door, prepared to save him, when he heard Casey shout…

“Don’t flush, I’m in here!”