Why  do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the  back of the store to get their prescriptions while  healthy people can buy cigarettes at the  front.

Why  do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and  a diet coke.

Why  do we leave cars worth thousands of rands in our  driveways and put our useless junk in the  garage.

Why  the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our  skin?

Why can’t women  put on mascara with their mouth  closed?

Why  is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word?

Why  is it that doctors call what they do  ‘practice’?

Why  is lemon juice made with artificial flavouring, and  dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why  is the man who invests all your money called a  broker?

Why  is the time of day with the slowest traffic called  rush hour?

Why  isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?

You  know that indestructible black box that is used on  airplanes? Why don’t they make the whole plane out of  that stuff?!

Why  don’t sheep shrink when it rains?

Why  are they called apartments when they are all stuck  together?

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