Category: Humour

Have a life…

Have a life…

If you marry one woman..   she will fight with you but,   if u marry two women..   They will fight for u!!   Think different   Add a wife, Have a life.

THE SHOEBOX

THE SHOEBOX

THE SHOEBOX A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the...

The Circle of Life…

The Circle of Life…

The Circle of Life… Cockroach is afraid of a rat… rat is afraid of cat… cat of dog… dog of man… man of his wife… and wife is afraid of cockroach!  

Dissolves Fat…

Dissolves Fat…

I don’t know WHY nobody figured this out before !!!!! You wash your hair in the shower and the shampoo runs down over your whole body. Printed very clearly on the label is the...

Blind Pilots

Blind Pilots

Blind Pilots One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to show up so they can get under way. The pilot and co-pilot...

Cola

Cola

A disappointed salesman of of a major cola soft drink company returns from his Middle East assignment. A friend asked, “Why weren’t you successful with the Arabs?” The salesman explained, “When I got posted...

And you tell me to exercise!

And you tell me to exercise!

HEALTH MESSAGE: 1. If walking/cycling is good for your health, the postman would live forever,but he also died ! 2. A whale swims all day,which is an extremely gud exercise, only eats fish,only drinks...

30 000 words a day

30 000 words a day

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words a woman uses a day!   He mocks her and says women only know how to talk and it counts 30 000...

New Supermarket Experience

New Supermarket Experience

A new supermarket opened in Umhlanga. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh...