2nd BB very rife


2nd ‘marriages’ now very rife; 1st wives complaining bitterly!

Serious complaints are pouring in from first wives (also called ‘Blackberry widows’) who state that most husbands have now taken a second wife (dream come true for many!) and have now ‘married’ their BBs! Or ‘Black Bairies’!

These ‘second wives’ are so demanding, they almost breaking the 1st marraige. Look how these BB no.2 handle their men! Read on …

Dear Hubby,
I’m so lucky to be your BB!

You hold me with both hands as gently as u could. You ensure that I am always with you. If I fall you are afraid of my injury. I always have your undivided attention, you get upset if others disturb our time together.

U can never forget me anywhere & u won’t let me go unlike my old friends nokia, sony and samsung that u would proudly give away. When u eat, I’m beside u. When u r on the toilet, I’m with u. When u sleep, my head is by ur pillow. When I call out u rush and pick me up so tenderly. When I feel low, you make every effort to recharge me. When I am hungry, you fill me (with airtime). You buy me all sorts of covers to adorn me.

Every month you ensure that you set aside enuff money for my expenses. You rush home from work and spend quality time with me not really bothered to make a conversation with those at home.

You can sit up with me for hours and smile at me, yet I have no humanly emotions; sometimes I make u laugh that ppl think u are mad. I watch your 1st wife ??who envies our time together. But dearie…

I appeal to you. Your life is wasted on me.

Leave me aside and give time to your poor suffering 1st wife who is much more deserving of your time than me!

Your beloved BB no2!

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