Category Archives: Humour

A Man’s Random Thoughts

  • I’ve accidentally swallowed some Scrabble blocks. I guess my next bowel movement could spell disaster! • After both of us suffering from depression for a while, me and the wife were going to commit suicide yesterday. But strangely … Continue reading

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Pay for your past bills

A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods totaling a great deal of money. The distributor noticed that the previous bill hadn’t been paid. The collections manager left a voice-mail for them saying, “We … Continue reading

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Hearing Aids..

Mulla Nasrudin bought one of those new hearing aids that are practically invisible. He was told that he could return it if it didn’t prove twice as good as the cumbersome device he had been using. He stopped by a … Continue reading

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“No Driver”

Mulla Nasrudin got on a double-decker bus and climbed to the upper deck. A few minutes later, he staggered down the steps, muttering to himself. “Is anything the matter?” asked the driver. “IT AIN’T SAFE UP THERE,” said Nasrudin. “NO … Continue reading

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Mulla Nasruddin…

Mulla Nasrudin was applying for a job. “Does the company pay for my hospitalization?” he asked. “No, you pay for it,” the personnel director said. “We take it out of your salary each month.” “The last place I worked, they … Continue reading

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Right Click…

Tech Support: “I need you to right-click on the open desktop.” Customer: “Ok.” Tech Support: “Did you get a pop-up menu?” Customer: “No.” Tech Support: “Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?” Customer: “No.” Tech Support: “Ok, … Continue reading

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“Sleeping Audience”…

Once, the people of the city invited Mulla Nasruddin to deliver a speech. When he got on the minbar (pulpit), he found the audience was not very enthusiastic, so he asked “Do you know what I am going to say?” … Continue reading

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Good News & Bad News..

Here is the story of an Imam who got up after Friday prayers and announced to the people: “I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program. … Continue reading

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Sad..

Top Islamic Tweets™ (@Maestrouzy) 2013/05/25 5:23 PM Sadly, too many people think they are Shaikhs, just because they studied under Shaikh Google and Mufti Wikipedia at Darul Copy-and-paste.  

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Central Park, New York

A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog . He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the … Continue reading

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